“If I were to say anything bad about this film, it would be a total lie. That’s because it doesn’t actually exist.”

“The acting was good. I also liked the music. But it could have had one or two more car chases if you ask me.”

“Really neat. I had a jolly good time watching this film. Got any more of that chocolate popcorn?”

“As a film, Miss Traders is beautiful, sexy, and fascinatingly mean — a nasty but estimable piece of work.”